Thursday, January 5, 2012

News from the Battle Front

This is a hacked transmission from Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan.  The Mandalorians are taking up offensive positions in various free zones within Separatist space.

The Galactic Empire will strip you of all the freedoms you take for granted if you go passively.
Oh and I just got the cutest little Ewok today!  I got him from Pet Depot.  Don't go there BTW
the whole place is filled with scabies. 






Anyways here he is building a sand castle in the litter box!  Isn't he adorable?  I LUV my lil Snookie Wookems!  Oh and Vader?  You will never be my father.  Never.  Bail Prestor Organa raised me from a baby to respect all life and live peacefully.  The Separatist rebellion is necessary to overthrow a corrupt political regime.  I would rather die than live under your heel.  

2 comments:

  1. Why the HELL are they in Benton Harlem - ahem - Benton HARBOR?

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  2. The Mandalorians went to Benton Harbor to build a golf course.

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