Lord Vader: Storm Trooper. I have an important mission for you.
Storm Trooper: Yes, my liege! Your will is my command.
Lord Vader: The toilet on this level is backed up again. Make sure to plunge it good this time. I command you to mop up afterward. Use the stuff that smells like pine trees.
Storm Trooper: ~sigh~ Yes, my Dark Master. It shall be as you decree, your Excellency.
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