Forcebook updates

A dark lord has to keep up to date information readily available to him at all times.  That's why I use forcebook.com.  It's really easy!  You just pretend to be someones friend and then they will basically reveal all the embarrassing and tragic events they have experienced that day.  For example:

Here is a picture of Boba hiring a WOOKIEE to fix his SUV.  How embarrassing!  Let it be known that I hired someone to put sugar in his gas tank.  But wait there's more!

Looks like troop morale is down on Endor.  Time to show the "When Ewoks Attack" training film again.  We'll have a barbeque to improve morale, maybe ribs and ice cream.  That should do the trick.

Forcebook also helps me out any fool stupid enough to disrespect me on a public forum.  I'll end this blog with a fan art someone made of me.  Because I'm freaking AWESOME!

Rest in peace, Frank Frazetta.   Feb. 9th, 1928-May 10th, 2010

Your art lives on through your many fans who miss you very much.

Hallmark moment

Got a card from Boba Fett today.  (which is really weird because most people use Apple iholo wrist communicators now) Here let me post it so you can see this.

~sigh~ It gets worse...

The inside reads:

Dear Darth Vader

I used to woder what friendship could be

until the Ponies shared their magic with me

Love and tolerance is the Brony way

I think if you learn that you'll be okay

Why so serious?  :(

yer pal Boba Fett

So I sent him this card.

the inside reads:

F--- you pony---

You can take your love and tolerance and shove it up your ---.

Sincerely,

the guy who is going to carve you a new hole

 

The worst thing is I used to think he was cool.  I mean, we used to go kill sand people together just to blow off steam.  Not work or anything, you know, just drink a few brewskis and off a few sand people.  Good times.  I really thought he GOT me.  Dang.  Now I need some alone time in my isolation chamber.

Later peeps.

 

 

Outed!

I knew that there was something wrong about Boba Fett.  I had my suspicions when I first saw this image on the internet....

 
Yeah I know.  If you think that is bad this holodisk image taken by IG-88 is beyond damning. 

Boba Fett, you #$@%&*@$%^%%&^$#@#!! Brony!  I have lost all manner of respect for you.  How am I supposed to sell sculptures of you for hundreds of dollars a pop when you're out there acting so darn silly?  What would Jango say?  That's right, I invoked the name of your prequel incarnation, because even though in my heart I hate those movies, they make me filthy rich!  Do you know how much it costs to refuel just one Star Destroyer?  Do you?!  I think you hunt all those wookies just so you can make your own fur suit you sick degenerate.  I'd put a bounty out for you but I'm looking forward to seeing your humiliation at the hands of your peers.