Everyone wants to know my recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I'm posting it here so you can all stop asking me.
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
3/4 cup granulated sugar
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 tsp. vanilla extract
2 large eggs
2 cups ( 12 oz. ) Chocolate Chips
1 cup (2 sticks) Imperial Margarine
You may not use any other brand margarine or ....gasp....wheez....choke....real butter. This is the secret ingredient that makes rebels turn dark side and keeps them addicted...er...motivated...yeah, that's it....to do a hard days work for next to nothing. Only IMPERIAL MARGARINE is acceptable. I command it. And don't even get me started on this stuff...
Eat this and you're as good as dead. Oh yeah. The recipe. You take all the ingredients and beat them into submission. Then cast them into the flames of a oven preheated to 375 degrees for 7 to 8 minutes. Your yummy Dark Side cookies will corrupt your soul and leave you an empty vessel to do my bidding.
Okay have a great weekend every one!
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ReplyDeleteOn a side note this appears to yield about 12-18 cookies depending on preferred size, plan your imperial recruitment accordingly.
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