Lord Vader has decided to accept nomination for the 2012 presidential election from the Imperial Party. Don't worry, your campaign contributions are already being automatically deducted from your payroll credits. I want to see my t-shirt on every healthy pair of lungs out there.
I will force choke you if I see this bumper sticker on your starfighter.
Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side. The fate of the Empire depends on your vote.