Sunday, July 15, 2012

2012 Election

My loyal peons,
Lord Vader has decided to accept nomination for the 2012 presidential election from the Imperial Party.  Don't worry, your campaign contributions are already being automatically deducted from your payroll credits.  I want to see my t-shirt on every healthy pair of lungs out there.

I will force choke you if I see this bumper sticker on your starfighter.

Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side.  The fate of the Empire depends on your vote.

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