Storm Trooper: Holy cow this thing runs on fossil fuels! This must cost hundreds of thousands of credits just for title, insurance, fuel and maintenance!
Darth Vader: Fool! Of course it is expensive, it is a status symbol. I expect you to service this vehicle and keep it sparkling like the day it was manufactured. If I find so much as a dent, a simple scratch, I shall sever your head from your torso.
Storm Trooper: But why would you even want a, uh, er...this?
Darth Vader: Think of it like this...as the Sith Lord Vader I rule the galaxy,
but as the owner of a 1970 Dodge Challenger, I simply RULE!
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