Thursday, September 22, 2011

An Important Mission

Lord Vader:  Storm Trooper.  I have an important mission for you.
Storm Trooper:  Yes, my liege!  Your will is my command.

Lord Vader:  The toilet on this level is backed up again.  Make sure to plunge it good this time.  I command you to mop up afterward.  Use the stuff that smells like pine trees. 
Storm Trooper:  ~sigh~  Yes, my Dark Master.  It shall be as you decree, your Excellency.

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